After expert re-analysis, the National Sports Data Center (NSDC) has determined that Peyton completed 39 of 47 passes, and the Broncos won by 17.54 points.
Bubba Karl said “You can’t just use the raw score. It is a mess and full of errors.” When questioned about the terrible performance of the Broncos, Mr. Karl said “the adjustment algorithm is working as designed.”
h/t Anto
In related news, the Cubs have been designated World Series Champions for every year going back to 1743.
This guy is frozen in Wisconsin at 10F, and is worried about global warming
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2013
2012
It is tricky, but even a climate scientist might be able to figure this one out.
Mann-made CO2 is the control knob for the universe. One of the things that it causes is aging, as clearly indicated by the graph below.
If we could lower CO2 back 325 PPM, I would certainly appreciate the opportunity to spend some more time with my first girlfriend Janet in North Hinksey.
President Barack Obama is concerned that the Keystone Pipeline will overheat America
The world’s greatest climatologist, James Hansen, says that Keystone means “game over” for the planet.
His concern is certainly logical, Adding 1,000 more miles of pipeline to the existing 2,500,000 miles in North America would most certainly be the straw that broke the Earth’s back. But I would be more concerned about the oil in the pipeline freezing from the global warming induced record cold.
Experts said in 2014 that global warming makes winter cold
Polar Vortex: Climate Change Could Be the Cause of Record Cold Weather | TIME.com
Experts also said in 2014 that global warming makes winter warm.
Disclaimer : Unless you are a qualified climate scientist, this apparent contradiction may be confusing. But it is above your pay grade, because you probably don’t smoke enough weed to fully grasp the subtleties.
It has been 15 years since top British climate experts announced the official end of snow.
Snowfalls are now just a thing of the past – Environment – The Independent
Parts of Europe received 50-100 cm of the non-existent white stuff this week.
