Real Climate Science

CO2 has risen from 0.00032 mole fraction CO2 to a frightening 0.00040 mole fraction during my lifetime. You can see this disturbing trend in the graph below.

How has this affected me personally? As CO2 increased, so did my height. The correlation was unmistakable. I didn’t realize it until recently, but all 40 of my tallest years have occurred during the last 40 years, and I haven’t had a below average height year in over four decades.

It is time to end the CO2 madness, and go back to living short miserable lives in caves.

If Man U can pull off a miracle today, the Champions League semifinals will be all English and Spanish teams. Moyes might even be able to keep his job.

Then again, they have to face these guys

http://www7320.nrlssc.navy.mil

Since the start of 2013, global sea ice area has averaged above normal – by more than the area of Texas. This is the exact opposite of what every single global warming forecast predicted.

http://arctic.atmos.uiuc.edu/cryosphere/timeseries.global.anom.1979-2008

Climate experts tells us that UHI isn’t important, as indicated by the eight degrees of UHI measured by the National Weather Service in Phoenix

http://www.wrh.noaa.gov/psr/general/monsoon/MonsoonPMA.php

GISS shows 0.3C of warming in the US since 1930, which is 100% due to data tampering.

The thermometers show that US temperatures are declining – then NCDC and GISS tamper with the data, and tell the public that we are heating out of control.

The 1990 IPCC report showed US daily maximum temperatures plummeting at 1.3C per century since 1930.

The report also showed US daily minimum temperatures flat since 1930.

From this, they should have been able to approximate how much UHI was occurring, by subtracting the maximum temperature anomaly from the minimum temperature anomaly. This is because UHI primarily affects minimum temperatures. Had they done this they would have seen that UHI is causing a 1.2C/century increase in nighttime temperatures.

But instead of doing the right thing and adjusting recent nighttime temperatures downwards (thus ending their global warming scam) they came up with  a set of adjustments which cool older temperatures, and warm recent temperatures.

http://trove.nla.gov.au/ndp/del/article/131714628

http://trove.nla.gov.au/ndp/del/article/127258204

If you are a progressive, this is an upwards trend.

http://www.woodfortrees.org/plot/hadcrut4gl/from:2002/plot/hadcrut4gl/from:2002/trend

And this is a downwards trend.

http://www.gallup.com/poll/168248/uninsured-rate-lowest-2008.aspx

When Obama was elected in 2008, the number of uninsured was 44 million. Now it is 48 million. The press has hailed this huge increase in the number of uninsured (four times the population of Denver) as a big success for Obamacare.