Real Climate Science

• Step 1 – Stop making predictions that don’t come true.
• Step 2 – When you make a prediction, don’t just say something “might” happen.
• Step 3 – Don’t live your life like you don’t believe a word you’re saying.
• Step 4 – Stop the hate.
• Step 5 – Stop avoiding debate.
• Step 6 – Answer questions.
• Step 7 – Stop enjoying catastrophes.
• Step 8 – Don’t use invalid arguments.
• Step 9 – When you are wrong, admit it and apologise.
• Step 10 – Stop claiming that 97% of scientists agree that humans are warming the globe significantly.
• Step 11 – Stop lying.  If you think it is okay to lie if it’s for a good cause, you are wrong.
• Step 12 – Rebuke your fellow Warmists if they act in an unscientific way.
• Step 13 – Stop blaming everything on Global Warming.
• Step 14 – Why are the only solutions always big-government “progressive” policies?

http://joannenova.com.au/2014/04/how-to-convert-me-to-your-new-religion-of-global-warming-in-14-easy-steps/

January, 1896 was by far the hottest month is Australian history.

http://query.nytimes.com/

Some places reached 130 degrees.

http://trove.nla.gov.au/ndp/del/article/44153166

Parrots dropped dead out of trees.

http://query.nytimes.com/

The heat killed millions of rabbits

http://trove.nla.gov.au/ndp/del/article/39627539

Meanwhile, people dropped dead from the heat in London.

http://trove.nla.gov.au/ndp/del/article/84380828

People and horses dropped dead from the heat in America

http://trove.nla.gov.au/ndp/del/article/3632505

Boulder, Colorado had a much larger flood than the 2013 “thousand year flood”

http://www.wunderground.com/blog/weatherhistorian/show.html

And back in Australia, they suffered from drought and famine.

http://trove.nla.gov.au/ndp/del/article/44167639

Climate experts say that the weather is worse now, because if they don’t lie about it – they become irrelevant and lose their reputations and funding.

Thou shall repent of your carbon sins, and believe in the one true climate model(s.) Thou shall pay your carbon tithes to the great Pharisees of the IPCC.

Lest thou convert all the nations to believe in the carbon religion -a great flood, fire and pestilence shall come across the lands (starting with poor women and children in Asia, of course.)

Special blessings shall come to those who don’t bathe, and particularly those who self-snip.

But great woe shall come unto the unbelievers, who shall be punished according to Goreian law.

Nooooobody expects the Climate Inquisition.

Experts say that global warming brings an early spring and reduced ice cover in the upper midwest.

20140407180000_CVCHDCTGL_0007605958.pdf

January temperatures at Bourke, NSW have been plummeting since the start of records in the 1870s.  January, 1896 averaged a mind blowing 43C.

http://www.bom.gov.au/

Temperatures in January 1896 were incomprehensibly hot. For six weeks, every afternoon was above 114F, and it never got below 100F. Peak temperature was 128F

http://trove.nla.gov.au/ndp/del/article/46050184

Compare these 1896 temperatures from the nearby Gundabooka, vs. the fake BOM “record heatwave” of 2014 – which wasn’t even close to the heat of 1896.

http://query.nytimes.com/

Not long ago, people had to deal with tuberculosis, polio, smallpox, food shortages, fatal flu epidemics, world wars, O.J. Simpson Hertz commercials, and all manner of other horrors.

Now people go berserk with worry over the output of computer models – which take as their input, 0.0001 mole fraction of a harmless essential trace gas which forms an essential building block of all life.

This couple murdered their own children to protect them from a harmless trace gas.

BUENOS AIRES – A 7-month-old baby survived alone for three days with a bullet wound in its chest beside the bodies of its parents and brother, who died in an apparent suicide pact brought on by the couple’s terror of global warming, the Argentine press said Saturday.

Police entered the home and found a Dantesque scene: the lifeless bodies of the couple, each shot in the chest, and their 2-year-old son, who had been shot in the back.In another room, police found a 7-month-old baby still alive but covered in blood from a bullet wound in the chest. It was taken to hospital immediately and its condition is improving hourly, according to doctors’ reports.The cops found a letter on the table alluding to the couple’s worry about global warming and their anger at the government’s lack of interest in the matter.

http://www.laht.com/article.asp?ArticleId=352991&CategoryId=14093

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December 2006 – Republicans control Congress and the White House – unemployment is 4.4%

January 2007, Democrats take over the Congress and promise Change.

January 2009, Democrats take over the White House and promise Hope and Change.

March 2009, unemployment hits 10%.

With Detroit shut down, the reduced CO2 pollution is making Michigan very cold.

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