Understanding Global Warming Theory

Thou shall repent of your carbon sins, and believe in the one true climate model(s.) Thou shall pay your carbon tithes to the great Pharisees of the IPCC.

Lest thou convert all the nations to believe in the carbon religion -a great flood, fire and pestilence shall come across the lands (starting with poor women and children in Asia, of course.)

Special blessings shall come to those who don’t bathe, and particularly those who self-snip.

But great woe shall come unto the unbelievers, who shall be punished according to Goreian law.

Nooooobody expects the Climate Inquisition.

Posted in Uncategorized | 7 Comments

April 6 Global Sea Ice Area Sixth Highest On Record

ScreenHunter_32 Apr. 08 13.15

http://arctic.atmos.uiuc.edu/cryosphere/timeseries.global.anom.1979-2008

Posted in Uncategorized | 11 Comments

Great Lakes Ice Cover More Than 1000% Of Normal

Experts say that global warming brings an early spring and reduced ice cover in the upper midwest.

ScreenHunter_30 Apr. 08 11.18

20140407180000_CVCHDCTGL_0007605958.pdf

Posted in Uncategorized | 31 Comments

Summer Temperatures Plummeting In New South Wales

January temperatures at Bourke, NSW have been plummeting since the start of records in the 1870s.  January, 1896 averaged a mind blowing 43C.

ScreenHunter_26 Apr. 08 00.56

http://www.bom.gov.au/

Temperatures in January 1896 were incomprehensibly hot. For six weeks, every afternoon was above 114F, and it never got below 100F. Peak temperature was 128F

ScreenHunter_27 Apr. 08 01.04

http://trove.nla.gov.au/ndp/del/article/46050184

Compare these 1896 temperatures from the nearby Gundabooka, vs. the fake BOM “record heatwave” of 2014 – which wasn’t even close to the heat of 1896.

Be0tUJsCYAElbQ_

http://query.nytimes.com/

Posted in Uncategorized | 12 Comments

Terrified By CO2

Not long ago, people had to deal with tuberculosis, polio, smallpox, food shortages, fatal flu epidemics, world wars, O.J. Simpson Hertz commercials, and all manner of other horrors.

Now people go berserk with worry over the output of computer models – which take as their input, 0.0001 mole fraction of a harmless essential trace gas which forms an essential building block of all life.

This couple murdered their own children to protect them from a harmless trace gas.

BUENOS AIRES – A 7-month-old baby survived alone for three days with a bullet wound in its chest beside the bodies of its parents and brother, who died in an apparent suicide pact brought on by the couple’s terror of global warming, the Argentine press said Saturday.

Police entered the home and found a Dantesque scene: the lifeless bodies of the couple, each shot in the chest, and their 2-year-old son, who had been shot in the back.In another room, police found a 7-month-old baby still alive but covered in blood from a bullet wound in the chest. It was taken to hospital immediately and its condition is improving hourly, according to doctors’ reports.The cops found a letter on the table alluding to the couple’s worry about global warming and their anger at the government’s lack of interest in the matter.

http://www.laht.com/article.asp?ArticleId=352991&CategoryId=14093

Posted in Uncategorized | 38 Comments

Common Core Introduces A New Learning Game

The-Peoples-Cube_cuscreenhunter_289-nov-18-07-46

http://thepeoplescube.com/store/the_peoples_cube.php

Posted in Uncategorized | 12 Comments

Pattern Matching Quiz

December 2006 – Republicans control Congress and the White House – unemployment is 4.4%

January 2007, Democrats take over the Congress and promise Change.

January 2009, Democrats take over the White House and promise Hope and Change.

March 2009, unemployment hits 10%.

Posted in Uncategorized | 12 Comments

Understanding The Cold In Michigan

With Detroit shut down, the reduced CO2 pollution is making Michigan very cold.

[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6Su5mjQSaE]

Posted in Uncategorized | 3 Comments

Reader Quiz

How would things have been different at Sandy Hook if the principal had her own rifle, and the children didn’t have to wait 15 minutes for someone else with a gun to show up?

Warning : this question may cause progressive brains to explode.

Posted in Uncategorized | 19 Comments

OFA Accused Of Plagiarism

screenhunter_203-sep-07-21-27 screenhunter_203-sep-07-21-25

Posted in Uncategorized | 11 Comments