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You know things are getting bad in Egypt – because they had almost as many shootings as Chicago over the weekend.

When I was a child, we has cold snowy winters. miserable windy springs, warm rainy summers, and lovely dry autumns. That has all changed – we now have cold snowy winters. miserable windy springs, warm rainy summers, and lovely dry autumns.

Global warming was supposed to heat up the mid-troposphere, but after 17 years of no warming it decided that it didn’t want to do that any more – and slipped down unnoticed to the bottom of the oceans.

Top Science Blog: Global Warming Heating Up the Deep Oceans – Technorati Lifestyle

UK joins the search for aliens ahead of Roswell anniversary – CSMonitor.com

I predict success. One quarter of the people in New Mexico are illegal aliens.

Bill Clinton reformed welfare, so that only the 100 million truly unemployable could remain on the government dole.

In unrelated news, Wal-Mart and Kelly Temp Services are now the two top employers in the US , as part of Obama’s five million green jobs.

Recovery woes: America’s second-largest employer is a temp agency | WashingtonExaminer.com

Sunday, 2 May 2004

Antarctica is likely to be the world’s only habitable continent by the end of this century if global warming remains unchecked, the Government’s chief scientist, Professor Sir David King, said last week.

Why Antarctica will soon be the only place to live – literally – Environment – The Independent

The majority of Chicago gang violence is targeted against blacks. This raises the important questions : Do gangs profile their victims, and do gangs use profiling as a way of determining gang ownership?

For example, one of these two people is not a gang member. It is a felony to try to guess which is which.

Tropical Storm Chantal Aims for Caribbean

The rowers have traveled about 40 miles so far, which puts them at the far end of the Northwest Passage in about April of 2014.

However, the last 48 hours have been much slower, making their ETA sometime around the year 2047.

With $32,000 you could purchase either one of these two fine vehicles.  One is almost completely useless, but comes with a high smug rating.