Obama Invents The Oil Free Car

Obama explains how raising taxes and gas prices will ease the pain

I propose we use some of our oil and gas revenues to fund an Energy Security Trust that will drive new research and technology to shift our cars and trucks off oil for good. If a non-partisan coalition of CEOs and retired generals and admirals can get behind this idea, then so can we. Let’s take their advice and free our families and businesses from the painful spikes in gas prices we’ve put up with for far too long.

What a first rate wanker. Perhaps he should talk to engineers, instead of ass-kissing generals looking for favor with the White House.

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Obama Solidly In Control Of The Weather Now

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He can’t control a shotgun, baseball or bowling ball – but he can control the weather.

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End The Carnage!

Hopefully Obama will address the epidemic of death being wrought by horrible metal machines. These devices serve no purpose other than  to kill large numbers of people. They target women and children first.

Americans are one hundred times more likely to be killed a automobile driver, than by a person shooting a rifle.

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Which Will Get Higher Ratings?

  1. Useless POS blowhard reading from a teleprompter
  2. Live gun battle in California

Maybe they can give Obama a pink plastic bubble gun to shoot during the speech, something he can actually handle.

Obama will probably call in the drone strike soon, to make sure that people are paying attention to the Messiah.

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Amazing Censorship At Huffington Post

I violated the TOU by presenting historical fact. My comment was censored, but I grabbed a screenshot first.

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‘Exxon Hates Your Children’ Ad To Air On Fox News Around State Of The Union (VIDEO)

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State Of The Union Suggestion

If Dr. Benjamin Carson gave the speech instead off the useless lying commie blowhard, it would be worth listening to.

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Imagine having a president who actually has some skills and did hard honest work to get there.

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Obama Was Skeet Shooting In Bosnia

When Hillary landed under fire in Bosnia and had to run to shelter, it turns out that her helicopter actually landed in the middle of a skeet shooting competition. Obama’s passion for skeet shooting has taken him all over the planet, and to all 57 … no 58 states.. 

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Obama Shows Off His Target

A simple misunderstanding. It turns out that Obama was actually target shooting. That was why he was holding the shotgun horizontally.

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Live War Room Scene From Droner HQ

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They are about to finish off Droner. Everyone will cheer and be happy that the monster is dead. The last thing LAPD wants is him in court.

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Fort Hood Soldiers Unite Against The Lying Scumbag In The White House

Fort Hood Hero Says President Obama ‘Betrayed’ Her, Other Victims

Three years after the White House arranged a hero’s welcome at the State of the Union address for the Fort Hood police sergeant and her partner who stopped the deadly shooting there, Kimberly Munley says President Obama broke the promise he made to her that the victims would be well taken care of.

“Betrayed is a good word,” former Sgt. Munley told ABC News in a tearful interview to be broadcast tonight on “World News with Diane Sawyer” and “Nightline.”

“Not to the least little bit have the victims been taken care of,” she said. “In fact they’ve been neglected.”

Fort Hood Hero Says Obama ‘Betrayed’ Her, Other Victims – ABC News

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