Real Climate Science

Below 350 ppm, these types of catastrophic events simply couldn’t have happened. Certainly not two record floods in the same year in the US.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4tME7rcX1M]

The world’s top rated scientists tell us that the weather was safe below 350 ppm, so we know that this flood never really happened.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oHYCC46fGA]

This video is clearly the work of racist big Oil/Tobacco.

HEAT WAVE IN ITALY.
GLACIERS MELTING
EIGHT PEOPLE KILLED BY LIGHT-
NING.
ROME, August 11.
The most intense heat wave that has
been experienced for a long time is pass-
ing over the country. The Alpine gla-
ciers are melting and forming into rush-
ing streams.
Eight people have been killed by
lightning

http://trove.nla.gov.au/

This proprietary code was delivered to me by a super-secret spy operative at a famous climate research institution. Do not pass it on.

while (true)
{
    makeRidiculousForecast(sea_level, temperature, hurricanes, other_extreme_weather, general_bs);
    collectFunding();

after_prediction_fails_a_few_years_later :

    switch (scenario)
    {
      case alternate:
        sayThatTheStateOfScienceHasImprovedAndForecastsAreMoreAccurateNow();
        break;
      default :
        sayThatItWasntEverAForecast();
        break;
    }
}

Today is a beautiful day in Colorado, but my climate model tells me that without climate change – a massive tornado would have swept through Denver killing hundreds of millions of people.

As Trenberth says, “global warming is unequivocal.” It saved as many as a billion lives in Denver today.

Disclaimer : While we can’t say that any specific catastrophic event which didn’t happen is due to climate change, we can say that we expect the frequency of catastrophic non-events to increase – as CO2 increases.

This study was not funded by big tobacco, big oil or the Church Of Scientology.

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http://content.usatoday.com/

Somehow it loses it’s impact …..

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R71c1TC7hMs]

GISS April, 2011 found a very hot spot over Paraguay, which satellites didn’t show. The anomaly map below uses a baseline of 1981-2010

http://data.giss.nasa.gov/

The UAH (and RSS) maps didn’t find this hot spot.

http://nsstc.uah.edu/climate/2011/april/APRIL%202011.png

Nor did weather underground. GISS reported 28.6C in Concepcion, Paraguay for April, while weather underground reported 25C. Looks like GISS reported about half of South America too high.

Richard Muller at Berkeley recently reported that GISS temperature numbers are golden.