Daily Archives: October 18, 2013

Republican Leadership Just Wants Everyone To Be Reasonable

Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man George Bernard Shaw

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New Plan To Raise Government Revenue

NSA is offering a new service for Christmas shoppers. For the low price of $49.95, you can log in and find out what your spouse and children have been telling their friends they really want for Christmas. NSA says the … Continue reading

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Cows Got What They Deserved

All those cows who froze to death in South Dakota had it coming. Their farts trapped huge amounts of heat in the lower atmsophere, which caused temperatures to plummet. The only solution moving forwards is to divest colleges from oil … Continue reading

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Excellent News : Obama Won’t Raise Taxes On Anyone Making Less Than $250,000

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Understanding How The Missing Heat Causes Climate Change

There has been no atmospheric warming for 17 years, because 2.4 billion nuclear bombs worth of heat is hiding in the bottom of the ocean. This heat at the bottom of the ocean is affecting atmospheric physics through a mysterious … Continue reading

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So What Were Democrats Expecting?

We keep hearing stories about people’s insurance costs doubling and their benefits being cut, yet Democrats have been saying that prices are much lower than they expected. So were they expecting their Affordable Healthcare Act to triple or quadruple costs?

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President Says That The Obamacare Disaster Is Just Like Buying An iPhone

Obama Compares Obamacare Rollout To iOS7 Launch Rumor is that Apple has hired 16,000 new armed agents who will throw you in jail if you don’t purchase an iPhone.

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Do Bears Pass Bowel Movements In Forested Areas?

Water Supply Cut Off After Man Urinates In Reservoir A Portland, Oregon man urinated in a Mt. Tabor reservoir Wednesday causing the city to take it’s critical water supply off line and dump millions in gallons of water. Water Supply … Continue reading

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Arnie Hoping To Be The Second Foreign US President

Arnold Schwarzenegger reportedly trying to change the law so he can run for President | Fox News It isn’t clear to me why he assumes that the current occupant intends to vacate the White House, or who the first lady … Continue reading

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1975 Shock News : Global Cooling And Increasing Arctic Ice Causes Tornadoes And Droughts

  denisdutton.com/newsweek_coolingworld.pdf Scientists are much smarter now, and know that tornadoes, droughts and increasing Arctic ice are all caused by declining Arctic ice.

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