Scientists Are 99.999% Certain That Non-Existent Global Warming Is Mann-Made

4 September 2014

99.999% certainty humans are driving global warming: new study

Scientists are super-duper extra certain that humans are driving global warming, except for the fact that the globe isn’t warming.

2 September 2014

‘Global warming has been on pause for 19 years’: Study reveals Earth’s temperature has remained almost CONSTANT since 1995

‘Global warming has been on pause for 19 years’: Study reveals Earth’s temperature has remained almost CONSTANT since 1995 | Mail Online

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14 Responses to Scientists Are 99.999% Certain That Non-Existent Global Warming Is Mann-Made

  1. Ben Vorlich says:

    Despite the step change caused by the 1998 El Niño, begs the question was there a step change in 1998.

  2. If they are saying that no warming is man made, I agree with that.

    • mjc says:

      Proof?

      Who needs that.

      They are saying it’s man-made because it wll brng them the most money to do so…

      Every warming cycle, in the past 4.5 billiion years had a cause other than humanity…and suddenly we’ve become so influential over the past 50 yrs we’ve flipped all the previous major climate drivers over and now are causing it all by ourselves. The absurdity in that statement should, by itself, throw any high level of certainty out the window. That humanty may have a local effect and to what degree that happens and if/how much that has an impact on a planetary scale, should be the question.

      Earth has a dynamic climate. Mars and Venus have rather static climates…which planet supports life?

  3. Andy Oz says:

    I’m 100% certain that “Global Warming is Mann-made”. The reason I know this is because this chart is made by a Mann – a complete dill, true, but a Mann nonetheless. Only Mann can fabricate “Global Warming”.
    http://apps.startribune.com/blogs/user_images/2012averageyearClimateCentral.jpg

  4. omanuel says:

    Thanks to the CIimategate emails that surfaced in late Nov 2009, we now know beyond doubt that governments pay scientists to fabricate “scientific information.”

    That was a necessary, but not a joyful, discovery that will eventually lead to reconstruction of our deeply flawed scientific community.

  5. Paul in Sweden says:

    What drives me crazy is that 97 percent of all people do not know the details, scandals and various tragedies of Climate ‘science’. I would probably give a TV series a look or two that was based on the Mann-made global warming scandals.

  6. Justa Joe says:

    The AGWneurotics eat these garbage studies up and beg for more doom scenarios. The more perilous the better. It’s as if they crave it like so many heroin junkies craving their next fix. You should read the comment section for that article.

  7. Boring codgers! Won’t know what hit them when the hoods show up for grants with a sick 99.99999% study.

  8. PeteLJ says:

    I thought the point of the study was that they were unable to simulate the earlier warming period using their models and because they can simulate the more recent warming period so well with their models they conclude the more recent warming must be due to man. Perhaps they should consider that their models aren’t correct?

  9. gator69 says:

    Get back to me when they reach 100% certainty.

  10. DedaEda says:

    This is what they meant:
    Scientists Are 99.999% Certain That Non-Existent Global Warming Is Mann-Made-up

  11. Bob Knows says:

    Any claimed figure like “99.999% of scientists” is an obvious LIE on its face. The authors should be fired.

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