Bring Back Our Tornadoes!

Climate change has wrecked our beloved tornado season. We always used to have exactly the right amount of tornadoes, but now they are becoming less and less reliable, with four record low years in a row

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35 Responses to Bring Back Our Tornadoes!

  1. Disillusioned says:

    Just a natural lull, IMHO. I think the closer we get to 1974 climate conditions, tornadoes will reappear. (And will wrongly be scapegoated as evidence of CO2-centric global warming.

  2. It just ain’t natural, man. Where’s them hurricanes we was always getting? It’s weird. I says them climate deniers’ wrong.

  3. tabnumlock says:

    Climatic Stagnation. The climate is stuck. $trillions must be spent to dislodge it.

  4. Disillusioned says:

    Each lull falsifies the CO2-based propaganda. But as the global temperature backs off, I don’t think we can count on either lull lasting. I think cyclonic activity in the Atlantic will pick back up as the Atlantic Decadal Oscillation goes negative. A sure bet – the CO2-phobics will be blaming it on CO2 from man (as evidence of more warming that caused it), and will use their false claims to pass more regulations for more fascist control. And they’ll have adjusted (fake temperature) graphs from complicit NOAA and NASA to back it up.

    Science is in a sad state.

  5. rah says:

    They may come late this year but it seems that the deep South/South East is in the cross hairs for a short but active tornado season. Where dose Sean live?

  6. that won’t work unless you use a hashtag #BringBackOurTornadoes

  7. Frank K. says:

    You can bet your bottom dollar that whatever direction the tornado season goes, the true believers will claim that “global warming theory” predicted this would happen In a “warming world”.

    • Gail Combs says:

      The true believers are wacko enough tol claim that “global warming theory” predicted a mile high glacier sitting on Boston and Chicago and an ice sheet across Canada would happen In a “warming world”.

    • sfx2020 says:

      You can say the same thing about everything else as well. No matter what, since “global warming is happening”, whatever happens is global warming.

      Science!

  8. Sean says:

    Be careful what you wish for. Over at Weatherbell they are forecasting a very warm Gulf of Mexico for April and May coupled with a jet stream flow that may be very conducive to tornado formation during this period.

  9. Windsong says:

    Be careful what you wish for. Joe Bastardi in his 3/14/15 Saturday Summary for Weatherbell said he thinks tornado activity will be above average mid-April thru’ May.

    • Windsong says:

      Sean….. I swear I was typing that about the same time you were. But, I was interupted by a phone call. ;(

    • Frank K. says:

      Well, regardless of who was first 🙂 … an above average tornado season is expected since recent years have been below average.

      • nielszoo says:

        Whatever it is will be catastrophic and the only way to end it will be higher taxes on the few remaining productive souls in the Obama “f”conomy, more school indoctrination and curtailing those pesky protected rights like free speech, freedom of religion (excepting CAGW and Islam) along with the right to arms and due process. That’s the only thing that will stop those tornadoes… except perhaps if some poor unfortunate tornado accidentally ingests one of Michelle’s school lunches. That should stop them dead.

  10. #NoBloodForTornadoes
    #NoTornadoesNoPeace
    #TornadoBeliebersUnite

  11. darrylb says:

    Have had major T’s here in S. MN. Live by what is called tornado Alley. But none in last two decades. Older relative was a victim just prior to 1900.

  12. darrylb says:

    On another note, At Climate etc, a few days back, J. Curry did study within Australia, found no warming in large area over last 100 years. Some of the reply’s were from individuals who did studies comparing unadjusted and adjusted temperatures using ideal locations (no UHI) and better observations.
    RESULTS:
    Unadjusted, no missing data, little or no warming.
    Adjusted, missing data, some or significant warming.
    Seems like somebody here has been saying something about that!! 🙂
    More holes in the AGW ship.

    • Menicholas says:

      When one learns that the amount of warming is about the same as the amount of “adjustment” (I personally think “fraud” is a more accurate description of the alterations.), it takes a special kind of foolish ignorance to continue to believe the warmista dogma.

  13. Andy DC says:

    We also have a major complaint about going on almost 10 years without a major hurricane! Also Florida going so long without any hurricanes at all. This is all obviously caused by Global Weirding, which according to leading climate scientists like Heidi Cullin, is all caused by Mann-made CO2.

    Cyclone Pam proves it! We are all going to die!!

    • Menicholas says:

      Cullen and her ilk should all be charged with and convicted of fraud and theft by deception.
      Part of the sentence should be to spend winters licking steel light posts in all the places they declared would never see snow again.

  14. emsnews says:

    Yes, all the tornadoes and hurricanes are happening in Vanatu Islands and Los Angeles.

  15. Steven, I was talking to a guy freshly indoctrinated and fresh out of college about the Global Warming Hoax. Of course, he thinks I’m crazy. Can you give me a link to the best source for raw data, and then a link to one of your best posts to demonstrate how the data has been manipulated?

  16. BallBounces says:

    If we don’t stop this climate madness, our children won’t know what tornadoes are; they’ll have to go the the Climate Museum to see a tornado, just like snow and Arctic ice.

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