Author Archives: Tony Heller

Seven years ago, I wrote this article in The Register Arctic ice refuses to melt as ordered • The Register Walt Meier and Mark Death Spiral Serreze got hysterical over this and started trashing “breathtakingly ignorant” me all over the Internet. … Continue reading →

Mikey Mann says the Medieval Warm Period never existed, which would surprise the people who mined gold in the mountains of Germany at the time. 20 Oct 1939 – LOST MINES REVEALED. EFFECT OF GLACIERS’ RETREAT…

The decision has already been made in Washington to make 2015 the hottest year ever, so the impact of the volcano should be minimal.

There has been some confusion about the human component of sea level rise, so I thought I would clear that up once and for all. NASA scientists have also learned that CO2 turned John Cleese into a newt.

The universe revolves around CO2, which is ultimately the cause of all phenomena, particularly bad events.

The Vatican finally takes a strong stance against those challenging CO2-centricism. VATICAN CITY – Papal heavies shut down an awkward question at a Vatican press conference today when a journalist asked UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-Moon his views on climate sceptics. … Continue reading →

Federal SWAT teams are moving in on the hideout of suspected climate skeptics in Baltimore, who increase the risk of these men contracting asthma. The president calls for an immediate end to climate denial, which tears at the very fragment of … Continue reading →

I’m expecting to hear Loretta Lynch any minute now, promising justice for the business owners being targeted by #YourLifeDoesntMatter protesters. Or perhaps Martin O’Malley bragging about how he “fixed Baltimore.”

Fifteen years ago, Britain’s top climate scientists announced the end of snow. According to Dr David Viner, a senior research scientist at the climatic research unit (CRU) of the University of East Anglia,within a few years winter snowfall will become … Continue reading →

Six years ago, climate experts announced the end of multi-year ice in the Arctic Multiyear Arctic ice is effectively gone: expert By David Ljunggren OTTAWA | Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:01pm EDT (Reuters) – The multiyear ice covering the Arctic … Continue reading →