Jurassic Fart

Cera, please ask your mother to cut back on the pinto beans.

Scientists have a new scheme for controlling the Earth’s climate. Dinosaur flatulence trapped in amber for 200 million years is now believed to be the missing thermostat, and the key to regulating the greenhouse effect.

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NPR Reporter Creates A New Category Of Gas

Thanks to NPR, the periodic table of the elements has a new gas classification

NIELSEN: A copy of that early draft was obtained by NPR. It contained no formal calls for limits on emissions of climate change gases, but it did conclude that problems linked to global warming were a threat to public health. It also contained what’s been described as a legal roadmap to the potentially useful greenhouse gas reduction programs.

EPA Won’t Regulate Greenhouse Gases : NPR

These were formerly know as dinosaur fart gases, but now are  known as climate change gases – which is more scientific.

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EPA : 8 Degrees Warming By 2050

The Palm Beach Post – Google News Archive Search

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Dinosaur Farts Caused Their Own Extinction

Nessie on the Net! and Nessie’s Official Ultimate Loch Ness Live 

St. Andrews University is located only 85 miles away from Loch Ness.

Did dinosaurs cause climate change? Huge creatures may have contributed to their own demise because they produced so much flatulence
By PAMELA OWEN

PUBLISHED: 10:01 EST, 6 May 2012 | UPDATED: 14:08 EST, 6 May 2012

Dinosaurs may be partly to blame for a change in climate because they created so much flatulence, according to leading scientists.

Professor Graeme Ruxton of St Andrews University, Scotland, said the giant animals spent 150 years emitting the potent global warming gas, methane.

Large plant-eating sauropods would have been the main culprits because of the huge amounts of greenery they consumed.

Dinosaurs ‘produced enough flatulence to force climate change’ | Mail Online

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More real science dot com BS

Note the time stamp of the Peter Ellis comment which was captured yesterday afternoon, and the time stamp of the fake comment which has replaced it today.

Yesterday

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  1. Peter Ellis says:

    Eh, in all the time I’ve been coming here, this website has been one of the buggiest pieces of shite I’ve ever come across. It is hands down the worst message board I’ve ever used, with random timeouts, unavailable servers and lag. The domain name might be worth a few quid, perhaps, though I suspect it’s as simple to wait for the registration to expire and then re-register.

    What precisely are you offering for sale? What is the incentive for anyone to visit this site?

    Essentially you are in the position of one who, having promised the world a nice sandwich, provided one with mouldy bread. Subsequently, you’ve jettisoned the filling (the only worthwhile part of the site), taken a dump in the middle of it, and are now attempting to sell it. Dream on.

Today

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  1. TomH says:

    Thanks for the good information. Good luck.

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Why Would Anyone Vote For This?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlTxGHn4sH4

Our homes and businesses run off electricity. Unless you want to be unemployed, bankrupt and freezing in the dark, you would have to be insane to vote for this person.

And he said it in 2008, before the election.

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Heartland’s Mistake

The error that I see in Heartland’s billboard was a matter of quantity. Many terrorists are indeed global warming alarmists, and many global warming alarmists believe that terrorism is an appropriate response to use on (other) people who generate CO2. That does not prove that all global warming alarmists are terrorists, however.

The EPA may have an openly stated policy of crucifying American businesses who use automobiles or electricity, but does that make them terrorists?

‘Our intention is to attack the U.S. economic system.”

– Osama bin Laden

“My plan will necessarily make electricity prices skyrocket”

– Barack Hussein Obama

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Can Berbatov Score Eight Goals In The Next Twelve Minutes?

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Serreze 2010 : Arctic Is “not going to recover”

By Joe Romm on Sep 22, 2010 at 6:26 pm
Serreze: “I stand by my previous statements that the Arctic summer sea ice cover is in a death spiral. It’s not going to recover.”

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What Biden Does And Doesn’t Know

Joe Biden knows for sure that not-yet-president Roosevelt appeared on the not-yet-existent television in 1929 – to talk to the American people about the stock market crash.

He is not sure though whether Romney would have chosen to let Osama get away, like Bill Clinton did.

Vice President Biden said Sunday he doesn’t actually know whether Mitt Romney would have pulled the trigger on the Usama bin Laden raid, as he sought to clarify recent Obama campaign rhetoric.

Biden: ‘Don’t know’ whether Romney would have approved bin Laden raid | Fox News

Hillary however is certain that she came under fire in Bosnia, and had to run for cover at the airport.

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