The Affordable Golf Act

No Golfer Left behind

When elected president, my first priority will be to address the skyrocketing cost of golf in  America. Golf is a fundamental human right, which has been denied to too many for too long.

Under my plan, if you like your golf pro, you can keep your golf pro. If you like your golf course, you can keep your golf course. Pre-existing handicaps will not be changed or affected by this. The average American family will save up to $2,500 per year under my plan.

All greens fees will be paid through a single payer plan, with funding coming directly out of George Soros’ offshore bank accounts. All poorly played shots can be blamed on climate change, all rounds are guaranteed to be sub-par, and of course – unlimited golf at the Greenland Country Club.

Remember to vote for Toto.

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Decision Time

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Send Money To Mohamed For Climate Justice

Former president of the Maldives, Mohamed Nasheed, wants people from Chicago and Winnipeg to send him climate justice money.

Mohamed Nasheed: Climate Champion for the World’s Most Vulnerable | Green America

The climate there looks unbearable. Please send him whatever you’ve got.

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Mohamed was jailed on terrorism charges, and then spent three years in exile in the UK.  But the good news is that he has just returned to his drowned island – for more climate justice fundraising. But I’m surprised he didn’t move to the more livable climate of Winnipeg.

Former Maldives president who sought asylum in UK returns home | World news | The Guardian

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Where Were You Two Years Ago?

I was celebrating in Oz.

While the press was busy doing their usual thing (cheating, lying, tampering and defrauding) I was celebrating with Pauline Hanson and Malcolm Roberts in front of Parliament House.

LIVE Blog: One Nation Celebrates – Twitter Search

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Arizona Isn’t Crazy – Krysten Sinema Is

Arizona Isn’t “Crazy” — Kyrsten Sinema Is | Arizona Daily Independent

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The Resistance

Two weeks after calling for the overthrow of the US government, Alec Baldwin gets arrested for assault. Another hero of the left.

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Springtime In Arizona

We had record rainfall in Phoenix last month, and the poppies opened up today – several months earlier than normal.


 

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Democrats Hoping That 50% Of The Country Is Still Stupid

Obamacare was based around lying to the American people and depending on the “stupidity of the American voter.”

Democrats are hoping that 50% of the country are still stupid, and are willing to turn over national sovereignty to the UN.

Their goal is always the same – to destroy the US and its borders. The problem they claim they are trying to solve is just a distraction.

26 Jan 1989 – Call for anti-greenhouse action – Trove

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Painting The World Red At NOAA

NOAA shows the world burning up in September. Their red crayon traveled all over the planet.

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Never mind that they don’t actually have any thermometer data over half of the land surface. “Gray areas represent missing data.”

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NOAA determined that Saudi Arabia was record hot, without any actual thermometer data.

 

The land data is fake, but 97% of fish live in the ocean. The fish are upset because much of the ocean data is fake too.

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Just because the NOAA land and ocean data is fake, is no reason not to trust the scientific consensus.  They all come up with the same fake graph derived from the same fake data.

Scientific Consensus | Facts – Climate Change: Vital Signs of the Planet

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Four Metres Sea Level Rise In The Next Twelve Years

In 1989, the Canberra Times and Guardian reported that only global communism can prevent one to four metres of sea level rise by the year 2030.

GOVERNMENTS must yield national sovereignty to multilateral authorities able to enforce laws “across environmentally invisible frontiers” if the greenhouse effect, which threatens the future of whole nations, is to be overcome, the Commonwealth Secretary-General, Sir Shridath, said on Tuesday.

A Commonwealth Expert Group set up to look at climate change estimated there was a 90 per cent certainty  …. that sea levels would rise by between one and four metres by the year 2030.

Global warming and sea level rises would continue for decades, perhaps centuries. There was a prospect of wide- spread, perhaps catastrophic flooding across large areas of Egypt, India, China, the United States, Britain and Holland, and atolls in the Indian and Pacific oceans.

Who would house the displaced populations of low lying areas like the Maldives, a chain of 1200 islands barely above sea level?

Environmentalists determined that slow economic growth was needed to combat poverty.

“The need to curb emissions of carbon dioxide, the main green- house gas, has prompted many environmentalists to advocate a world of slower economic growth. So long as large-scale poverty and rapid population growth remained, this was no solution.”

  • Canberra Times via The Guardian,  January 26, 1989

26 Jan 1989 – Call for anti-greenhouse action – Trove

Had we listened to the experts thirty years ago, we could have prevented this tragic scene unfolding today in the Maldives.

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26 Sep 1988 – Threat to islands

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