Hot Off The Press : Global Warming To Turn Humans Into Hobbits

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Hobbit-sized humans, able to exist on less nourishing food, will have the best chance of survival in a warmer world, scientists say.

LONDON, 7 January – Animals, including humans, will shrink in size to survive in a warming world

Mass extinction forecast with 6C temperature rise | Climate News Network

We know this is true, because people of African descent are extremely short and scrawny.

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h/t to Marc Morano

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9 Responses to Hot Off The Press : Global Warming To Turn Humans Into Hobbits

  1. leftinbrooklyn says:

    Hmmm….and wasn’t it even warmer when ol’ Dino was around?

  2. NikFromNYC says:

    “In the next 100 years the combination of more carbon dioxide in the atmosphere…with food supply drastically reduced….”

    Freudian cucumber envy!

  3. Justa Joe says:

    Yeah, and eskimos are huge and Somoans are tiny.

    You’d think that the very Staid Scientific Authorities of climate change would object to some of these ancillary pilers on that make the whole AGW mess seem more ridiculous than it already is. What a joke.

  4. scizzorbill says:

    Two related things in this alarmist spewage: Both Hobbits and Global Warming are fiction.

  5. Baa Humbug says:

    Since I shifted up to sunny Brisbane from cool Melbourne, my height has dropped 1.5centimetres. Empirical evidence I’d say /sarc off

  6. Laurence Crossen says:

    Warming lengthens the growing season, vastly increasing food production and leading to increased stature, longevity and health.
    Thomas Gale Moore
    Global warming : a boon to humans and other animals
    Hoover Institution on War, Revolution and Peace
    1995

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