CSU Professors Want To Euthanize The Planet

FORT COLLINS, CO—Claiming that it is the humane thing to do, and that the planet is “just going to suffer” if kept alive any longer, members of the world’s scientific community recommended today that Earth be put down.

“We realize this isn’t the easiest thing to hear, but we’ve run a number of tests and unfortunately there’s really nothing more we can do for Earth at this point,” said leading climatologist Dr. Robert Wyche of Colorado State University’s Department of Atmospheric Science. “Earth’s ecosystems have hung in there for a while, and you have to hand it to the old gal for staying alive this long, but at this point the chances of a recovery are, I’m sorry to say, incredibly unlikely. It might be time to say goodbye.”

“Earth is in a lot of pain, folks,” Wyche continued. “Time to think about sending it off peacefully, for its own sake.”

Scientists Recommend Having Earth Put Down | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

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How Science Is Done In Obama Soviet Republics

It is easy for banana republic dictators to get the science results they want. Simply purge anyone who doesn’t espouse the politically desired viewpoint.

Sally Jewell: ‘I Hope There Are No Climate Change Deniers In The Department Of Interior’

“We don’t have time for a meeting of the flat-Earth society,” Obama said

Obama mocks skeptics of climate change as ‘flat-Earth society’ – The Hill’s Blog Briefing Room

This is of course the exact opposite of what he promised to do.

March 9, 2009

Obama wants to depoliticize science

The memorandum will order the Office of Science and Technology Policy to “assure a number of effective standards and practices that will help our society feel that we have the highest-quality individuals carrying out scientific jobs and that information is shared with the public,” said Harold Varmus, who co-chairs Obama’s Council of Advisers on Science and Technology.

Obama wants to depoliticize science – The Boston Globe

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Hansen and Popular Science : Spreading Global Warming Lies For Three Decades

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Popular Science August 1989 – Google Books

225 MPH hurricanes? NOAA can’t find any 90 MPH hurricanes this year.

The real kicker though is Hansen’s claim of 1 in 20 odds of drought in the 1950s. Severe droughts occurred during most of the 1950s.

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Climate at a Glance | Time Series

Hansen has absolutely no clue what he is talking about

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Had he been in his office during May, 1953 he could have tasted some Texas dust.

http://trove.nla.gov.au/

Hansen may well be the most incompetent scientist on the planet, which is why progressives worship him.

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Moron Of The Day Award

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The East Liberian Sea is near the Bering Strait and the Chukchi Sea, which is known as the western Arctic. The opposite side of the Arctic near Greenland and Svalbard is known as the Eastern Arctic, and that is where ice is lost flowing out the Fram Strait. The designation has nothing to do with east or west longitude.

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Polar Sea Ice Cap and Snow – Cryosphere Today

NSIDC defines the western Arctic in their latest sea ice news.

Sea ice retreat was later and not as extreme relative to recent years in the western Arctic (i.e., the Beaufort, Chukchi, and East Siberian seas)

Melt season ending | Arctic Sea Ice News and Analysis

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Summer 2013 Was The Mildest In At Least A Century

This past summer had the fewest 100ºF readings of any summer in at least a century in the US.

Summers used to be much hotter in the US, and over the last century, 100ºF readings have dropped by 25%. The summer of 1936 had more than seven times as many 100ºF readings as 2013.

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Index of /pub/data/ghcn/daily/hcn/

According to NOAA, 2012 was the most extreme year in US history – yet their data shows that it didn’t even rank in the top twenty for hot days. They consider mild winter days to be extreme, and then count each mild winter day as two extreme temperatures (minimum and maximum.)

In 1907, the US Weather Bureau explained NOAA’s actions :

JANUARY, 1907.  MONTHLY WEATHER REVIEW.

It is wrong to mutilate or suppress the record of an observation of a phenomenon of nature, but it is also wrong to make a bad use of the record. In fact, it is the misuse of meteorological data, not the observing or publishing, that constitutes  a crime against the community. 

docs.lib.noaa.gov/rescue/mwr/035/mwr-035-01-0007b.pdf

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Why Is It That The World’s Most Neurotic People Imagine They Are The Entrusted With A Great Truth?

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Paul Ehrlich : Now In His Fifth Decade Of Dissonance

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The Sydney Morning Herald – Google News Archive Search

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1825 Fire New Brunswick Fire Killed Almost Everything In 2,500,000 Acres

Barack Obama hopes to restore the climate to the kinder, gentler days of times past, when fires were cooler and less intense.

Over more than two and a half million acres almost every living thing was killed. Even the fish were afterwards found dead in heaps along the river banks. , Five hundred and ninety buildings were burned, and a number of towns, including Newcastle, Chatham and Douglas town, were destroyed. One hundred and sixty persons perished, and nearly a thousand head of stock.

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15 Oct 1904 – Historic Forest Fires.

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No Change In Los Angeles Sea Level For 20 Years

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Data and Station Information for SANTA MONICA (MUNICIPAL PIER)

Zero sea level rise is a sure sign that Antarctica and Greenland are collapsing.

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Western Greenland Temperature Shows Zero Correlation With CO2

Since CO2 hit 300 PPM at the turn of the 19th century, western Greenland temperatures show no correlation with CO2.

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