Roseanne Says That Cattle Are Responsible For 100% Of Global Warming

“if people were to get their protein from nuts rather than beef, you see, there’d be no global warming

http://www.treehugger.com/

Amazing how cows have the ability to spontaneously generate carbon.

About Tony Heller

Just having fun
This entry was posted in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink.

9 Responses to Roseanne Says That Cattle Are Responsible For 100% Of Global Warming

  1. dp says:

    Caribou, on the other hand, are not a problem, apparently.

    Roseanne, a large source of CO2 herself, forgetting that we are what we eat, an entirely implausible notion given what she eats and has become as a result, seems to have lost track of the carbon cycle of food. It is the carbon in the diet that becomes CO2, and that diet comes from grasses. We need to banish grasses. Grass, nay, all plants, are the root of carbon evil. Rotting, leaf-dropping, limb snapping, endlessly regenerating, season-sensitive plants that have no consideration for their evil byproducts.

    I do wonder, though, if we could please spare basil and oregano as they are critical to most of my recipes. And tomatoes, if you don’t mind.

  2. Brian G Valentine says:

    She was more interesting when she was kind of foul-mouthed and aggressive

  3. A K Haart says:

    “if people were to get their protein from nuts rather than beef, you see, there’d be no global warming”

    Okay, so which nuts are we supposed to buy our protein from?

  4. Blade says:

    I’m torn on this one.

    On one hand Roseanne Barr is such a dumbass about everything that I cannot seem to care whether she still exists.

    On the other hand, this big fatty is such an enormous Carbon sink, that has to count for something. Doesn’t it?

    Maybe stuffing her face with chocolate cake and everything else in the supermarket that isn’t nailed down is her way of saving the planet.

  5. John Silver says:

    She’s a nut.

  6. ralph says:

    Are the Greenies getting so desperate to prove global warming exists they have to turn to Roseanne Barr for guidance??

  7. Andy WeissDC says:

    Cattle are filty and raised by evil rich capitalists, mainly greedy white males. They emit horrible, foul smelling trace gasses that are polluting the atmosphere and destroying the planet. Humanity must learn to live wthout them.

  8. MikeTheDenier says:

    For a protein rich diet I suggest everyone scrap the dead bugs off the front of your car and enjoy and really good sandwich. It’s a complete waste to let those yummy bugs decay into nothing.

  9. Wayne Ward (truthsword) says:

    Would it have anything to do with her being a nut farmer now? Seems like self interest to me. Something she would accuse an oil company of mayhap.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *