Book Your Northwest Passage Cruise For Only $25,000

For the bargain rice of only $25,000, you can pretend to watch CO2 melt ice and drown polar bears in the Arctic.

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The Northwest Passage: From Greenland to the Bering Sea – Dates & Prices | Abercrombie & Kent

And to make your cruise even more enjoyable, you only have traverse several thousand miles of ice, with Arctic ice extent the highest it has been in a decade

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22 Responses to Book Your Northwest Passage Cruise For Only $25,000

  1. omanuel says:

    Thanks, Steven aka Tony, for your great sense of humor in confronting the most humorless and senseless threat to mankind – fear driven insanity.

    • Complete Idiots throughout the Web recently downplayed the Sun’s role in Global Temperatures…

      Fewer sunspots, decreased activity from the Sun… PhD Idiots Hey… what the hell are the 4 Season’s but a simple small positioning change in Earth’s Equator angle of incidence to the Sun…..

      A simple change turns heat to cold, water to ice… and these Hoaxers PhD idiots instead focus on .0004 mole CO2 in the USA/Europe while ignoring China..

      • omanuel says:

        Yes, Phillippe, insanity is lack of contact with reality.

        After WWII, nations and national academies of science were united into a giant, worldwide Orwellian Ministry of Consensus Scientific (UN)Truths on 24 Oct 1945 to prohibit public knowledge of NEUTRON REPULSION – the source of energy in cores of galaxies, ordinary stars, some planets and all atoms heavier than ~150 amu (atomic mass units), including the atoms of uranium and plutonium that destroyed Hiroshima and Nagasaki and induced fear-based insanity in the leaders of nations and scientists.

        https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/10640850/Introduction.pdf

        AGW is just one of four, unassailable Nobel Prize-winning falsehoods disguised as consensus scientific facts after Joseph Stalin emerged victorious from WWII and united nations (UN) and national academies of science (NAS) into a giant, worldwide Orwellian Ministry of Consensus Scientific (UN)Truths!

        1. AGW anthropologic global warming
        2. SNM standard nuclear model
        3. SSM standard solar model
        4. BBC Big Bang cosmology

        All four of these falsehoods were designed to hide NEUTRON REPULSION.

        • darrylb says:

          Yeah, the big bang.
          I included that for a while in my teaching, until I started to think, wait a minute. This is being taught as a theory, and I am not sure it goes well beyond a weak hypothesis.

          Now that it is has been determined that the rate of expansion of the universe is actually increasing, lets all get together and come with a mysterious dark matter that is repulsive (as to its forces) and it is, well, everywhere. Even in you and me. We just can’t find it.

          Kind of like the fact that is hasn’t been warming, but we must come up with a weak excuse as to where the missing heat is, because, you know, our models can’t be wrong.

  2. lance says:

    SS Al Gore – environmentally friendly ship will guide you through ice free fjords running on Moon beams and recycled French fry grease…./sarc

  3. Gail Combs says:

    The $25,000 is non-refundable of course….

  4. Robertv says:

    Is part of this great green movement not about redistributing wealth ?

  5. kbray in california says:

    Here’s the itinerary:

    Limited Availability: Aug 20, 2015 – Sep 12, 2015

    http://www.abercrombiekent.com/assets_global/media/images/maps/2014/Arctic/nwp-map-11-2014.jpg

    Good luck with that.

    and the caveat:

    *Please Note: This itinerary is provisional for GUIDANCE purposes only and completely subject to change due to ice, weather, wildlife and other conditions beyond A&K’s control. The final itinerary will be determined at the sole discretion of the Captain and Expedition Leader.

    (note it is considered an “Expedition”)

  6. norilsk says:

    Not till Hell freezes over.

  7. A polar bear sitting on the ice one day,
    Was watching a climate scientist walking away,
    He said the scientist had come to ask his advice,
    He’d got totally lost, there was just too much ice!

  8. DD More says:

    “bargain Price of only $25,000”
    Does that price include ice breaker escort or is that going to be an extra?

  9. darrylb says:

    I thought this was a joke. I don’t believe it!!!
    Gail, love the cartoon.

  10. The Ol' Seadog. says:

    The thought has occurred to me that the $25,000 price tag makes provisions for re-routing via Cape Horn

  11. Beale says:

    This could be a tragedy in the making.

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