Real Climate Science

Eddie Murphy in whiteface.  Clearly a hate crime.

The other prince says the world will end in eighteen months.

It has been ten years since Prince Charles (who wants to move into an 828,000 square foot house) announced that the world would end in 2017 – unless everyone else gave up capitalism and consumerism.

Capitalism and consumerism have brought the world to the brink of economic and environmental collapse, the Prince of Wales has warned in a grandstand speech which set out his concerns for the future of the planet.

The heir to the throne told an audience of industrialists and environmentalists at St James’s Palace last night that he had calculated that we have just 96 months left to save the world.

Just 96 months to save world, says Prince Charles | The Independent

After earning $2 million for 45 minutes of mediocre tennis and getting her butt kicked again, Serena says she is fighting for equality. Which apparently would mean that she shares her pay equally with all the people doing real work at Wimbledon today.

This comes a year after she threw a 30 minute temper tantrum, threatened the line judge, broke her racket, and then made sure that she ruined the win for the first Haitian US Open winner. But to be fair, Naomi Osaka – who acts like a civilized, well mannered human being – does not look like Serena.

So many oppressed multi-millionaires working for Nike.

Prince Charles: “Oh, God. I’ll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much easier!”

Camilla (laughing): “What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers? (Both laugh). Oh, you’re going to come back as a pair of knickers.”

Prince Charles: “Or, God forbid, a Tampax. Just my luck! (Laughs)”

Camilla: “You are a complete idiot! (Laughs) Oh, what a wonderful idea.

Prince Charles: “My luck to be chucked down a lavatory and go on and on forever swirling round on the top, never going down.”

Prince of Wales has warned global leaders they have 18 critical months to solve climate

This warning comes two years after the world was destroyed by Charles’ earlier deadline of 2017.

Katharine Hayhoe, who is too scared to debate me and blocks everyone who communicates with me on twitter, was troubled by all the cold and snow in Texas in 2015. In order to get the audience to listen to her climate BS, Canadian Hayhoe patronized about West Texas, barbecue, football and friendly cotton farmers.

Her laugh reminds me of a familiar laugh from the Wizard of Oz.

Whenever I post the graph below, climate scam deniers come up with all sorts of excuses.  Like : “they used to start the fires intentionally” or “firefighting techniques got better” or “people didn’t used to know how to do addition.”

Indicator 3.16: Area and percent of forest affected by abiotic agents

Unfortunately for their theories, fire burn acreage in the US very closely tracks how hot summers are.

Temperature Changes in the United States – Climate Science Special Report

The climate scam completely depends on climate scam deniers ignoring history, and refusing to look at inconvenient data.