Carbon Neutral Beer

Carlsberg is selling low CO2 beer.

Woman furious after receiving ‘absolutely horrible’ cans of Carlsberg | UK News | Metro News

Apparently Carlsberg beer is threatened by carbon dioxide.

The Big Question: Will climate change alter the flavour of my beer? 

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9 Responses to Carbon Neutral Beer

  1. Disillusioned says:

    ‘…I knew something was up because the tins felt really flimsy. I was about four cans in and I thought something was up – it didn’t taste right.’

    The whole batch was ‘beerwater,’ but it took her four cans before figuring it out?

    ‘It tasted absolutely horrible and you’re definitely not getting any buzz from it.’

    So, she admits to drinking to get a buzz. Methinks Anne-Maria was buzzed before her first of the four flat Carlsbergs.

    ‘I’ve got nine crates of this stuff sitting in my bedroom.’

    I rest my case. My side is splitting.

    • Trinley Rabgye says:

      You don’t trust the experts? ?

    • arn says:

      I do this always at Restaurants.

      First I eat all the stuff
      and only then I realize how bad it was and start complaining 🙂

      Btw – when drinking Alcohol it is always the first glas that either tastes bad or not.
      The more one drinks the more tolerant they become to bad tasting stuff and bad looking girls.

      The positive thing about less carbonated beer is,
      that it should be at least 1.5 degrees cooler than the standard beer –
      according to Michael Manns tree rings.

    • Timo, not that one! says:

      Not only is this Carlsberg bad tasting, and flat, but you get so much less than in a European, half liter can.

  2. Joe says:

    Wait, that’s a woman?

  3. conrad ziefle says:

    This is what happens when you hire a CEO who thinks his job is to save the world from .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001th of the CO2 emissions, rather than make your company’s product and get it sold.

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