Muslims killed thousands of people using airplanes and box cutters. We need a common sense ban on airplanes and packaging material.
Muslims kill countless numbers of gays by throwing them off roofs, stoning them to death, and hanging them. We need a common sense ban on roofs, rocks and rope.
Muslims kill countless people with pressure cookers and knives. Clearly we need a common sense ban on kitchen utensils.
If you understand all this, you are ready to be a top Democratic candidate.
