CHICAGO — A small alligator found under an escalator at Chicago’s O’Hare International Airport has left authorities puzzled.
A maintenance worker discovered the alligator, which is about a foot long, on Friday in Terminal 3, Chicago Police spokesman Jose Estrada said Sunday.
Alligator Found At Chicago’s O’Hare Airport | Weather Underground
I was in Terminal 3 for several hours on Friday, but still have all my toes. They warned us that global warming would make Gulf Coast species migrate to the Great Lakes. Next it will be Marlins in Lake Michigan and Piranhas in Lake Ontario.
Apparently the Lions are already in Detroit!
The rotweilers of Spanish Harlem are the only real city dogs, the rest are neutered little fucking poodles, pooping on command, so their owners can warm squishy fetish rest in peace of inside-out plastic bags they use to quite intimately scoop the steaming poop. The Universe is a hologram, obviously, as God laughs. Dogs in NYC?! Nowhere to run free.
As long as you refuse to name names of working academic scientists like physicist Brian Greene who remain pathetic fucking poodles in an Age of decadent politicking, well, you’re a generic poodle too, a mere Republican wonk in the Internet Age where Truth appears, forcefully, waiting….
Who is your audience, frat boy?
If you fail to love your enemies then you are no philosopher, at all.
No son of mine. 😉
I hear they taste like chicken.