Monthly Archives: July 2019

Prince Charles advances the apocalypse by ten years.

Eddie Murphy in whiteface.  Clearly a hate crime.

The other prince says the world will end in eighteen months.

It has been ten years since Prince Charles (who wants to move into an 828,000 square foot house) announced that the world would end in 2017 – unless everyone else gave up capitalism and consumerism. Capitalism and consumerism have brought … Continue reading →

After earning $2 million for 45 minutes of mediocre tennis and getting her butt kicked again, Serena says she is fighting for equality. Which apparently would mean that she shares her pay equally with all the people doing real work … Continue reading →

Prince Charles: “Oh, God. I’ll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much easier!” Camilla (laughing): “What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers? (Both laugh). Oh, you’re going to come back as a … Continue reading →

Katharine Hayhoe, who is too scared to debate me and blocks everyone who communicates with me on twitter, was troubled by all the cold and snow in Texas in 2015. In order to get the audience to listen to her … Continue reading →