It is time for me to come clean.
I gave between $500 and $1000 to big oil last year at the gas station, and received exactly $0.00 for my role in the massively funded vast right wing anti-science climate denial conspiracy.
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I gave about $3000, and in return received priceless liberty.
Watch out. If you apply an upside down proxy to this, it will mean that you actually received the money. Then they’ll publish a paper about you in Science with a big vertical blade showing all the money you received. Then the IRS is going to want a piece of the action. Of course, all of this has a major positive feedback loop that could go exponential on you and you’ll be a friggin’ billionaire. Scary stuff…
Reblogged this on Climate Ponderings.
Only in that case there really was a “vast right wing conspiracy”
It’s how magic works…couldn’t have people examining the CIA’s coke and arms empire, now could we.
Just like the “sequester” thing going on now. What ever you do, ignore what’s really happening!
I don’t think even you know what reality you are in.
Got to be a hockey stick graph about this somewhere. Possibly Mann made though.
You and those evil Koch brothers!
Steven
I hear all the dirty oil is hiding on the undercarriage or lower engine block, since there is no evidence it is in your wallet.
I use teflon lube on my bicycles.
Is it the same brand Skeeter’s handlers use? 😉
I wish there were a vast right-wing conspiracy.
Instead we have half-vast climate “science.”
Be honest Steve. You’ve tampered with the data. That $0.00 is really -$3.00 when adjusted for inflation. You’ve been artificially cooling the histortcal value!
😉
sorry …..”historical”. Stuffed up the punch line now.