CO2 To Wreck The Military

The military is threatened by 0.0004 mole fraction CO2.

The Pentagon was warned on Friday to stand guard against “climate surprises” which could throw off its efforts to secure America’s future.

An expert report, prepared for the intelligence community by the National Academy of Sciences, warns that the security establishment is going to have start planning for natural disasters, sea-level rise, drought,epidemics and the other consequences of climate change.

US military warned to prepare for consequences of climate change | World news | guardian.co.uk

A big climate surprise is coming during the next few weeks, when 300,000 defense contractors get laid off (right after the election.)

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12 Responses to CO2 To Wreck The Military

  1. Andy DC says:

    Just like the military prepared for an Ice Age in the 1970’s. They have probably also prepared for an attack by space aliens as well.

  2. Sundance says:

    Maybe the military should consider good weather prayers as the main focus for dealing with climate.

    “Almighty and most merciful Father, we humbly beseech Thee, of Thy great goodness, to restrain these immoderate rains with which we have had to contend. Grant us fair weather for Battle. Graciously hearken to us as soldiers who call upon Thee that, armed with Thy power, we may advance from victory to victory, and crush the oppression and wickedness of our enemies and establish Thy justice among men and nations.” – Patton

  3. Kaboom says:

    They omitted Godzilla from their work of fiction. No geek will stand for it.

  4. If they have any time left over they might even be able to prepare for military conflicts.

  5. kwik says:

    So it’s not “The Evil Empire” anymore.

    Now it’s “The Evil Molecule”.

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