Fixed It For Them

A federal judge threw out New York’s idiotic suit against oil companies, with this statement.

“The immense and complicated problem of global warming requires a comprehensive solution that weighs the global benefits of fossil fuel use with the gravity of the impending harms,” Keenan wrote Thursday.

Corrected version :

“The immense and complicated imaginary problem of global warming requires a comprehensive solution that weighs the global benefits of fossil fuel use with the gravity of the impending harms,” Keenan wrote Thursday. shutting down funding for the scamsters who have perpetuated this fraud.

 

“Judge Keenan’s decision reaffirms our view that climate change is a complex societal challenge that requires sound governmental policy and is not an issue for the courts,” Shell said in a statement.

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“Judge Keenan’s decision reaffirms our view that climate change is a complex societal challenge that requires sound governmental policy and is not an issue for the courts,” Shell said in a statement. total BS.

 

“We have said all along that addressing the risks of climate change is a serious global challenge that should be addressed by policy makers and not by the courts,” Exxon said in a statement.

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“We have said all along that addressing the risks of climate change is a serious global challenge that should be addressed by policy makers and not by the courts,” Exxon said in a statement. Does this mean we can stop making stupid gratuitous comments about global warming?

New York’s Global Warming Suit Against Oil Companies Tossed – Bloomberg